I posted this “story” last year and I had a lot of fun !
Small Home in the Country locked down after local PRISON BREAK !!!
**** Warning – pictures may be graphic – ****
This news report is part of Outdoor Wednesday with your hostess- Susan at
A prison escape happened just before sunset Tuesday September 29,2009. It happened at the Owl Canyon Penit-HEN-tuary. The escaped convicts should not be approached as they could be armed and dangerous. Some may call them “ JAIL BIRDS “ but, we don’t want to give them a label….you decide. This is the picture that was captured at the local watering hole…..
The JAIL BIRDS are known as :
Left Fingered OSCAR
Mack – AKA The Godfather
Two Timing Peggy
How did they escape out of the high security prison you may be asking yourself. This next image was captured on film – judge for yourself *** Warning the next image may be graphic ***
This prisoner happens to be “ON DEATH ROW” , yes, he is counting his days and seems to be making the best of them. He wears a bright red coat and lately his name has been Satin. If you follow this blog you may have seen this same criminal breaking out of jail in the spring and making a ruckus. Officials aren’t sure yet how Satin broke down the high security fences (and gate) to break out the JAIL BIRDS –it is under investigation.
Meanwhile, Prison Guard Officer Grady Tucker is gathering up the JAIL BIRDS……
Wait, we seem to catch Officer Grady Tucker off guard….
Much better –
Get a load of the unruly hair style on Left Fingered Oscar. Remember what prison does to these people.
Meanwhile back at the Penit-HEN-tuary – his days are numbered and he isn’t budging…. Here stands Satin – as if nothing happened…… We are checking the freezer space at this moment…..
DISCLOSURE – THIS IS NOT A POST FOR THE FAINT OF HEART OR FOR VEGGANS.
The following prisoners DID NOT ESCAPE….
Vader ( side note and an Advertisement – Vader is sporting a collar made by Suzanne with Crazy for Collars – at
this is not a paid announcement and no money exchanged hands) End of commercial.
Until the prison is built again – the JAIL BIRDS will have to live in the large compound aka the barn.
We leave you with these images…
Sorry – I got allot of imagination.
Hugs ~ Kammy
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p.s. wondering what happened to Satin ?? He was executed a few months later and he has been laid to rest in a frozen white coffin… as for the prisoners….they did escape and were never seen again.